(t5!) Heroes Of The Zeroes Albums: #50 to #31

#50: Antony And The Johnsons – I Am Bird Now (2005)

It gives me the creeps.
Vibrato makes him sound like
A heartbroken ghost.


#49: Iron And Wine – Our Endless Numbered Days (2004)

Burly mountain men
When they hurt, do they not shed
Teardrops on guitars?

#48: Robyn – Robyn (2005)

What’s the difference
‘tween U.S. and Sweden pop?
They got indie cred.

#47: Dirty Projectors – Bitte Orca (2009)

You’re not fooling me
Experimental music?
It sounds pop to me.


#46: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (2005)

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah,
Don’t tell me what to do, k?
I’ll clap whenever

#45: Phoenix – Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix (2009)

Fuck Pitchfork darlings!
Can Phoenix be famous, please?
See, Brat Pack likes them

#44: The-Dream – Love/Hate (2007)

Better than Ne-Yo.
Great Album. Best achievement?
Fucking Milian.

#43: Arcade Fire – Neon Bible (2007)

Arcade Fire sucks now
That too many kids love them.
oh wait, this ain’t bad

#42: The xx – xx (2009)

Their influences:
Aaliyah, Rihanna, what?
This is indie band?

#41: Animal Collective – Sung Tongs (2004)

A friend saw this once
“I thought this is Sisqo.” That’s
"Thong Song", not Sung Tongs



#40: Andrew Bird – Armchair Apocrypha (2007)

I didn’t know what
“Apocrypha” meant. Thank you,
Wikipedia

#39: The Flaming Lips – Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robot (2002)

Dave Fridmann produced
Psych-tinged rock. No mention of
Drummer from Boredoms

#38: Feist – Let It Die (2005)

Perfect date album
It can loosen even the
Tightest of panties

#37: Animal Collective – Merriweather Post Pavillon (2009)

It’s mesmerizing
to stare at album cover
The leaves are moving!

#36: Asobi Seksu – Citrus (2006)

Advice, Hot Yuki:
Don’t gaze at your shoes too much
I can’t see your face

#35: The Strokes – Is This It? (2001)

RETURN OF ROCK!!!
Thanks, The Strokes, for saving it.
NO MORE LIMP BIZKIT!!!

#34: Vampire Weekend – Vampire Weekend (2008)

White boys’ idea
Of African music, I
Just listen to rap


#33: Caribou – The Milk Of Human Kindness (2005)

Once was a province,
Now a Christmas animal
All because of Dick

#32: Lil’ Wayne – Tha Carter III (2008)

Weezy F. Baby:
Laughs after every couplet
Best rapper alive?


#31: The Go! Team – Thunder Lightning Strike (2004)

Dancing and chanting!!!
Cheerleaders on sugar high!!!!
Exclamation points!!!