lisztomania: Five Lists, Vol. 3
Top 5 Thoughts About Week 2 NFL
1. Still no Chad Ocho Cinco jersey. If Chad Ocho Cinco is now his legal name, both the NFL.com and ESPN fantasy haven't made the change yet. This is really crucial because when I'm looking for his profile page, I don't know if I click under "J" for "Johnson", or "O" for "Ocho Cinco", or even "C" for just "Cinco". And is this a Sarah Michelle Gellar-type deal where he wants us to call him by all three names?
2. Aaron Rodgers! Did you see that bomb (60 yards, at least) to Jennings? And you actually pronounce his name the way it is spelt, unlike Favre.
3. To all those fantasy owners who were gloating that they have the first pick in the draft, and they have an automatic playoff berth with Tomlinson: who's laughing now?
4. When a wide receiver does a premature celebration like what DeShawn Jackson did, not only did he infuriate fantasy owners that have him, he also infuriated QB Donovan McNabb's fantasy owners who was stripped a touchdown pass.
5. Ed Hochuli, one of the better and buffer referees in the league, admits his mistake, but what is that really good for? San Diego already officially lost, Denver stole a game. What good is instant reply if a bad ref's decision won't allow it to be used.
Top 5 Fantasy Hockey Names I Wish I Came Up With
1. Phaneuf Is Enough
2. It's Not A Job, It's A Kariya
3. You Gotta Be Jokinen!
4. Timonen Pumba
5. Live Long And Prospal
Top 5 Critically-Acclaimed Hottie Celebs
1. Natalie Portman
2. Emanuelle Chiriqui
3. Minka Kelly
4. Maria Menounos
5. Christina Milian
Top 5 Songs That Hype Me Up Like Red Bull Before A Basketball Game
1. Puff Daddy & The Family - Victory
2. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Pt. 2
3. Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph
4. The Beastie Boys - Sabotage
5. T.I. - What You Know
Top 5 Musical Signifiers (Almost) Guaranteed to Make Me Embrace a Song.
1. Major 7th chords. See: The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979; The Stills - Changes Are No Good
2. Plucked violin strings. See: Islands - Rough Gem; Andrew Bird - Plasticities
3. Effective use of the stereo spectrum. See: Spoon - The Ghost Of You Lingers; Radiohead - Everything In Its Right Place
4. String arrangement in a electronic dance song. See: Kleerup f. Robyn - With Every Heartbeat; Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
5. Ludacris Guest Verse See: Ciara - Oh; Usher - Yeah!
1. Still no Chad Ocho Cinco jersey. If Chad Ocho Cinco is now his legal name, both the NFL.com and ESPN fantasy haven't made the change yet. This is really crucial because when I'm looking for his profile page, I don't know if I click under "J" for "Johnson", or "O" for "Ocho Cinco", or even "C" for just "Cinco". And is this a Sarah Michelle Gellar-type deal where he wants us to call him by all three names?
2. Aaron Rodgers! Did you see that bomb (60 yards, at least) to Jennings? And you actually pronounce his name the way it is spelt, unlike Favre.
3. To all those fantasy owners who were gloating that they have the first pick in the draft, and they have an automatic playoff berth with Tomlinson: who's laughing now?
4. When a wide receiver does a premature celebration like what DeShawn Jackson did, not only did he infuriate fantasy owners that have him, he also infuriated QB Donovan McNabb's fantasy owners who was stripped a touchdown pass.
5. Ed Hochuli, one of the better and buffer referees in the league, admits his mistake, but what is that really good for? San Diego already officially lost, Denver stole a game. What good is instant reply if a bad ref's decision won't allow it to be used.
Top 5 Fantasy Hockey Names I Wish I Came Up With
1. Phaneuf Is Enough
2. It's Not A Job, It's A Kariya
3. You Gotta Be Jokinen!
4. Timonen Pumba
5. Live Long And Prospal
Top 5 Critically-Acclaimed Hottie Celebs
1. Natalie Portman
2. Emanuelle Chiriqui
3. Minka Kelly
4. Maria Menounos
5. Christina Milian
Top 5 Songs That Hype Me Up Like Red Bull Before A Basketball Game
1. Puff Daddy & The Family - Victory
2. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Pt. 2
3. Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph
4. The Beastie Boys - Sabotage
5. T.I. - What You Know
Top 5 Musical Signifiers (Almost) Guaranteed to Make Me Embrace a Song.
1. Major 7th chords. See: The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979; The Stills - Changes Are No Good
2. Plucked violin strings. See: Islands - Rough Gem; Andrew Bird - Plasticities
3. Effective use of the stereo spectrum. See: Spoon - The Ghost Of You Lingers; Radiohead - Everything In Its Right Place
4. String arrangement in a electronic dance song. See: Kleerup f. Robyn - With Every Heartbeat; Justice - D.A.N.C.E.
5. Ludacris Guest Verse See: Ciara - Oh; Usher - Yeah!
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